This Week's Top Web Comedy Video: How to Get a Guy to Notice You While You're Having Sex with Him [Video]

How do you tell a guy is into you when he's, uh, into you? No less authority than The Onion shows us in this decidedly NSFW faux-morning show segment. Full video, with lots of sexy sex sex words, lies directly ahead: More »

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