Brittney Jones Text Message: 'I'm Good Friends With Demi Moore'

This story is kind of reminiscent of the Real Housewives of New York City episode where Kelly Bensimon starts screaming that she's friends with, "GWYNETH, YA KNOW, PALTROW!" Whenever someone claims to be "good friends" with a celebrity, it probably means that the celebrity he or she is name dropping doesn't even know their first name, but could pick 'em out of a police line up. According to Radar, Brittney Jones text her friend this week, saying: "I didn't break up any marriage, in fact Demi and I are good friends." If this is true, Britney is proud to be the one who will f*ck her friend's husband. Brittney says that she and Ashton Kutcher had "tender" sex on his couch while Demi was away, which was cool because, according to Brittney: "Don't believe everything you read about Hollywood marriages." It's funny how every whore sounds the same and uses the same justifications for their selfish, home wrecking behavior. Since when have we heard any of these women say, 'It was just sex and I never thought that it was anything more than that!' Instead, all of 'em, like many of Tiger Woods' mistresses, actually believed that the married man they had sex with was into them and their sexual relationship was going somewhere. Where's a good ol' incurable STD when you need one?

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